I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019

Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019

Tear out her wings

When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.

Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.

by poobah597 March 18, 2019

Chingin-her-Chongy

Someone fuck Asian in the ass, and you say with a very Asian accent: "Chingchong I ate ur dog."

dude last night with that girl I was Chingin-her-Chongy.

by Chiki-Chopsticks December 14, 2018

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019

Fluff her husk

When the average male casually caresses the chonky female in a sexual way or fashion. Can also be associated with "buttering the whisker biscuit" or "glaze the donut"

As Gerald took off Ethels pants, while she lit her 34th cigarette of the evening, he began to fluff her husk rigorously.

by Quesadilalalalalaalalalala January 6, 2019

Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

by Snickers101 June 12, 2018