My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.

Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.

by jbarryd March 6, 2020

Shit hair cut

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.

Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT

by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020

Naturally curly hair

Someone who states they have natural curls and denies that they actually have a perm. (They have a perm)

No, it’s naturally curly hair. I don’t have a perm!

by Bbeleksvdnrke July 25, 2022

McDonalds hair line

A hair line that is in the shape of an M.

Charlie you have a McDonalds hair line

by Harry Hart June 6, 2022

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.

Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.

by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022

in there like booty hair

From youtuber D’Aydrian Harding, meaning in some where. Added for dramatic effect of in something.

1: you coming to the party tonight ?
2: Michael’s ?
1: yea
2: oh yea we in there like booty hair

by wocktastic.d3 June 14, 2022

aqua hair day

Go wish your aqua haired friend a happy aqua hair day!! :)

“Happy Aqua hair day!” Said the blonde to the Aqua.

by Knoire June 16, 2022