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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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golden hush puppy

A weapon in Arsenal, a fast-paced first person shooter developed using the Roblox game engine. Deals 25 damage on body shot and one-taps on headshot. Only seen on Arsenal's "Insane Mode", which provides the player with 32 hard-to-use weapons and a golden knife that allows you to double jump. To win, you must get 32 kills with the hard-to-use weapons and golden knife. Among those weapons are the golden hush puppy.
by raphael_1254 November 20, 2021
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Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021
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Golden Portal

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"
by wifepop September 11, 2021
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Golden Gate

A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.
You need to be flexible to make the Golden Gate
by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021
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Golden Retriever

A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective
by Psutey September 25, 2021
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Golden Death Day

The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.
Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 11, 2021
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