Cheeto Fingers

The residue left on your fingers after fingering a girl; usually white and chunky.

S-you want some sandwhiches?
M-yeah, you wash your hands after last night?
S-naw, i still got me some cheeto fingers

by ThizzIL Raindrops February 15, 2010

Fat Fingers

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.

... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.

by moosepiss9 August 1, 2008

fat finger

Slipping one inside a chubby.

The movie was too quiet to unzip in the cinema so I had to resort to fat fingering my date.

by mifmaf November 3, 2010

finger painting

Code word for sex.
Coming from letters FP which means 'full penetration'.

Said by Mike when he banged Tanya in Paradise Hotel 2.

Guys: So what happened with Tanya last night?
Mike: We did some finger painting

by Rachel McPants December 15, 2010

jizz finger

First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally finger dat bitch like it's 1999 causing the whore to become impregnated with your child. For 9 months this bitch will be all over your cock piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.

"Dude this girl was totally cock teasing me so when I finally hooked up with her I gave her ye olde jizz finger. Now she won't leave me alone cause I'm her baby's daddy. Best part is in 9 months I'll have a slave baby to clean my apartment."

by Fusco November 14, 2007

Finger circle

It’s the joke that everyone has done at least once and it’s hilarious because then you get to neckthem after they look be clear it’ Just 👌 this but turned upside down below your waist

Oh my gosh Alex just finger circled me now he’s going to neck me because he said

‘No self serve”

by Jokeluver2150 May 9, 2018

finger seizure

Unexpected, erratic loss of digital control, resulting in garbled typed text.

His note says "yiu noeed to hurry up and come doen befor we leave@@@2@1!" He must have had a finger seizure.

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004