Fappy Booby

U put your dick between girl’s boobs

Do u want to get Fappy Booby?

by Will III Smith October 8, 2018

Fapternoon

When your mom goes "shopping" in the afternoon with the black neighbor and you know it will take a while, so you can watch anime tiddies uninterupted for hours. and masturbate vigorously being able to set the volume to a reasonable level. With so much time and dick on your hands, it mosty ends badly. one time you watch some schoolgirls smooching each other in the toilet, the other time you stare at furries sitting on horse cocks dildos with your dick completely numb and a deodorant bottle in your butt.

Man I was home alone and decided to have an impromptu naughty fapternoon. These diarrhea gurgling compilations are quite something.

by DJVoltaire November 12, 2018

Fapathetic

Fapping but getting bored half way through but continuing because you can't be bothered to stop

I am just so fapathetic today.

by b3eak December 6, 2018

fapillater

a machine when hears the scream or crying of children starts to make fapping sounds in order to produce a tooth paste like substance.

hey did u get the fapillater?
no why
nothing just brang my niece here for a specific reason.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

Faphazardly

Faphazardly:
Adjective | Grammar

When unintentionally scrolling through your feed in public without realizing the ratio of titties to, well, everything else you follow, you are doing so Faphazardly.

I faphazardly scrolled my way past some stellar hoots in the drive thru and I'm 100% sure I was busted. Oh well. Brightened up their day.

by BroganBattlehammer December 31, 2018

Fapburp

When you take a massive wank ... towards the finish line when your just about to drop the load you do a massive burp at the same time. Basically the female version of the multiple orgasm, with a risk.

Fabio - “mateeee , I just did the biggest fap Burp , it really hurt , and I was a little scared , but it was unbelievable.

Crispin - “wow you really must have hit the beers and pop hard last night. Fapburping is the best thing ever !!” Fapburping completes me.

by LottieSkids January 19, 2019

Fappinubb

Fappinubb is a Gamertag made by Fabian Jansen Jørgensen. The word Fappi is Fabian's nickname, and Nubb is short for Noob. Therefore: Fappinubb

-Hey, Fappinubb! Wanna play some Roblox on the 360?
-Nah bro. I'm busy f*cking your lil sister. #swag

by PriMe-Jolt February 5, 2019