Ethan ledbetter

A skinny tall blonde mother fucker the makes fun of furries

Furry: “bark bark im sexually attracted to do-
Ethan: shut the fuck up
Just think about it, a HUMAN dressing up like a dog and acting like one, “Ethan Ledbetter”

by No morefurries April 10, 2022

Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

Ethan

He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables

Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Ethan

A handsome, smart young man.

Oh my he’s such an Ethan!

by acooleelguy64 May 23, 2022

ethan corp.

A worldwide corporation.
We aim to take over the world.
This will make our corporation very succesful.

Me: Ethan Corp. just bought every company in existence.
You: Impressive.

by AnonymousGuyOnTheInternet January 18, 2022

Ethan

lets get to the chase if were not talking abiut ethans blue slimy toes conversation over, his kids are needing of a grand slamming and he has no time for losers

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

ethan truesdale

He likes giving Zachstrikesgames the suck then he likes his cum in his ass

Fuck me - Ethan truesdale

by MythicLamination7 November 29, 2019