Ethan is so cool, and i'm not even capping. Like he is the most best person you'll ever meet. Instead of his gay friends like one of his friends having 50 men in their basement, he is actually better than them.
by johndoemyass August 27, 2022

by Pro Reapes23 March 9, 2022

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.
by Luxinator November 22, 2021

Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*
by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018

by MetalSonicxAmy December 23, 2022
