Emo Poser 

Ok to start off emo posers are really annoying they claim they are emo but when situations change so does there persona.
1. They have the "image" of an emo (the hair, tight pants, keys clipped onto their belt loop, "a must have emo band shirt to signify there emoness")
2. The are not really emotional its an act to get some dipshit girl to like them. i.e. they cant write poems or play guitar (when they try they turn the distortion up to 10 and cant even finish a fucking guitar riff) sometimes they will even try to sing! *person shoots themselves with gun*
3. The biggest thing is there "adaptabiltiy" heres a perfect example... i was at this rap/emo band concert a couple weeks back. the first act was this horrendous rap group sure enough all the wannabe emos are trying to dance really fast like a black guy "you know all the usher shit" and trying to show off for their girls i was about to slap one of them because the fakeness was getting to me...., but heres the clincher when the emo band comes on there all back to crying NOT there moshing? yeah since when do emos mosh whatever happened to sit and cry in the corner because i ran out of tampons? hmm im not sure

4 actually heres the best part once the shows over there all quiet and sad and regular emo whats that all about?
ugh the mysterious mind of a person wanting to fit in...
POSERS! stay away from these people

Emo Poser: Rock On Dude!
Emo: I thought you were emo
Emo Poser: oh yeah sorry *sob* my gf left me because i whined to much
Emo: No i think she realized that your totally fake
Emo Poser: This Is Real! Look at my tears!
Emo: Why are you putting eyedrops in?
Emo Poser: SHUTUP!

Emo Poser by im so emo i cry? sure December 10, 2005

emo boys

Basically some of the world's most amazing and most unique guys you could ever get. The word Perfect would probably explain it all. Emo boys are the most cutest/adorablest things in the entire world, they're so sweet/caring/loving and they are also vain.They are amazing, you basically cannot describe them. If you see what they look like or even get to KNOW them i'm pretty sure you wont be calling them 'gay' or 'faggot' again. You know their emo if they wear really tight black jeans, a band t-shirt, have amazing black hair, wear makeup and listen to genre's such as punk/rock/indie or anything including the word metal in it. And no you worthless human they do not all cut their wrists and go in corner's and cry. Like them or not , it dosent give you a right to make fun about them. And dont mistake them for goths because they are a complete opposite from that. They would most likely call you a Chav which you possibly already are. And if you're a wog , stay away because people like that are way more than what you are or ever will be.
Hah, i think that's enough for now but yeah xD. Thank-you to anyone who ACTUALLY read this it would mean alot.
Emo's are perfection =].
AND IT DOSENT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, and that includes you, yeah you behind you're screen =O * pokes you with a spork *

&tannie; xo

Emo boys are perfection.

emo boys by &tannie; xo November 3, 2006

Emo Eye Patch 

The chunk of hair that a person puts over their eye or face to hide themselvs. Also See Butt Pirate,Emo Hair,Emo,Scene Kids,HxC

"OMGZORZ, I love my Emo Eye Patch!!"

Emo Eye Patch by Matt. Valentia August 6, 2006

emo kids 

The stereotype for a kid(13-19) who has a lower tolerance for sad emotions, and feels inadiquet of their own personal worth(feels like they arent good enough). Many emos feel so depressed that they resort to cutting to themselves. Emo boys often weird girls pants and dye their hair black, with a pyrimid spiked belt, and tight tee shirts(usualy black). It is known that emos have a kind of rule that 2/5 of their face must be covered by hair, although it is actualy a subconscious feeling of wanting to cover up their sadness(eyes).

She's too good for me.

What is the point of my life?

I hate everything.

emo kids by sushiman09 September 20, 2005

emo boys kissing 

Two or more boys in skin tight t-shirts joined at the off-centre lip ring because they think they're the most sought after spectacle around and are breaking all bonds of conformity, despite the fact that they all dress exactly the same, all listen to the exact same music, all kiss each other because they can't get any girls to do it for them, and inevitably, will all have the exact same myspace picture of their clumsy, adolescent embrace with the caption "romanceXcore<333".

Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx <3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.

Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.

I think we've all seen way too many examples of emo boys kissing.

emo boys kissing by Thelfo January 13, 2007

emo wannabe

Someone who dons the typical emo wardrobe, emo pants, emo haircut but has no idea about the mind set. The tell every one how emo they are, and tell every one about there emo music collection of emo rock. They tell the world how crap there life is even no its not bad at all. They enjoy posing for emo shots, lookin at the camera with a “look at me, im awesomely emo” expresion on their faces. they also think cutting themselves makes them emos

emo wannabe: i went to a "thursady" concert - total emo rock
real emo: i saw u there
emo wannabe: then i went home and cut my wrist after *shows damaged wrists*
real emo: ur such a poser - you emo wannabe *punches wannabe*

emo wannabe by miss maddy July 30, 2008

Emo Blogger 

One who only uses blogs to bitch about how bad their life is, even though nobody ever reads them.

Dear Livejournal,

My mom wouldn't let me go to the Panic at the Disco concert, then my cat fell off the roof and my girlfriend broke up with me, so I"m going to go cut myself now
:)

</3 emo blogger

Emo Blogger by Thnx4thmmrs July 1, 2008