Dick Dribble

Small ammounts of urine left behind on the toilet seat by some guy who recently blasted a deuce.

I wanted to use the first stall but the toilet seat was covered with dick dribble. So, I decided to just hold it.

by nikoconnell March 15, 2010

Dick Twitch

1. A muscle spasm in a mans penis 2. An insult to someone who is being a douche

1 Damn, sometimes I get these really bad dick twitches making my meat go left and right. 2 Shut the fuck up you stupid dick twitch.

by Maybegaymaybenot September 6, 2017

misery dick

A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.

Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."

Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."

Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."

by Anonandon October 3, 2009

Slow as dick

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013

Dick Cheney

verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.

man #1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass!

man #2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry!

by cheneyshotaguy April 9, 2006

Demon Dick

A male penis that feels so good to a female during sex that her body goes into convulsions as if possessed by a demonic spirit.

Peep 1: Hey, did you take that black guy home last night?
Peep 2: Yeah girl, we got it on and he made me cum uncontrollably like 20 or 30 times....I lost control!
Peep 1: Damn, sounds like he put dat demon dick on you!

by Whooty wrangler May 8, 2013

whiskey dick

when you've had too much to drink and have a girl back home and cant get it up to perform the deed

Dude, last night when i brought that girl home I had a case of the whiskey dick.

by Apu February 15, 2003