Dick Thunder

The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.

Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.

by Sun Wai September 22, 2019

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Dick Twitch

1. A muscle spasm in a mans penis 2. An insult to someone who is being a douche

1 Damn, sometimes I get these really bad dick twitches making my meat go left and right. 2 Shut the fuck up you stupid dick twitch.

by Maybegaymaybenot September 6, 2017

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fidget dick

It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.

Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.

by FidgetSpinner6969 May 21, 2017

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Dick guillotine

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

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Dick Cheney

verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.

man #1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass!

man #2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry!

by cheneyshotaguy April 9, 2006

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Demon Dick

A male penis that feels so good to a female during sex that her body goes into convulsions as if possessed by a demonic spirit.

Peep 1: Hey, did you take that black guy home last night?
Peep 2: Yeah girl, we got it on and he made me cum uncontrollably like 20 or 30 times....I lost control!
Peep 1: Damn, sounds like he put dat demon dick on you!

by Whooty wrangler May 8, 2013

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