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you're ducked

really meaning "you're fucked," but in a cute, t9-savvy way that's being brought into actual conversations the way "lol" is now.
Buddy: crap man, my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.
Guy: you're ducked, dude.
Friend: yeah, totally ducked.
by awrobs February 1, 2010
mugGet the you're duckedmug.

duck ma sick

This is what you say to a person that annoise you or a female that pisses you off in public.

Swap the first "d" around with the "s" and you get "suck ma dick". If you want to tell the person (while standing in public) to suck your dick and want to disguise what you say,
you tell them: "Duck my Sick!"
karisha:boi i want munny
Jammal:B*tch shut up
Karisha:ni**a f**k u
Jammal:B*tch duck ma sick
(Jammal walks off...)
(Public is buffled at what you have just told Karisha to do)
by Masta Def September 30, 2006
mugGet the duck ma sickmug.

Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"
by Not using my real name October 27, 2019
mugGet the Suck a Bag of Ducksmug.

Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.
Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye
by Quack-attack April 26, 2021
mugGet the Close but no ducks footmug.

Lee CY Duck

He has seven wives and he really wanted to sleep on the bed with them. He watches AV every day. He is a bit gay but he is kind. His first and second wives are Cho Duck and Siu Je. He likes to scream in other's ears.
Student A: I want to be Lee CY Duck's wife.
Student B: I'll tell him, he'll be so happy about that.
Student C: Don't be so 8745
Student D: I think you have mental problems.
Student E: Bruh!
by cho duck December 17, 2019
mugGet the Lee CY Duckmug.

Muddy duck eggs

A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.
"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or

Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"
by Ddddddidddddd August 10, 2019
mugGet the Muddy duck eggsmug.

National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.
Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?
by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021
mugGet the National Duck Daymug.

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