My dad

Somebody who loves milk. They love it so much they disappear like EDP445 career

Hey is your dad going to the party

:my dad said he’s getting milk he hasn’t came back for 40 years

by Mydadgone445 November 7, 2022

Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.

"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"

by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

Dad Force 1s

Nike Monarchs or New Balance 806 v1s. The typical dad shoe that's versatile enough to wear when mowing lawns or rocking the cell phone hip holster. Shoes that are often worn when yelling the phrase, "Slow down! Kids are playing around here!"

Yo, did you just get the Dad Force 1s?

by Dannomyte! July 28, 2024

Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...

"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."

by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

dad

he left.

Dad is different than daddy, one loves you

by ava.honahni January 31, 2023

Dad

Guy1:Something you don't have.

Guy2:LMAO

My dad left me!

by MishoGBG February 20, 2023