Cofeddy

A male con who is a regular user of fentanyl aka Freddy, in a commited relationship with a female cont who is also a regular user of fentanyl aka feddy!

I went to frisco last month on vacation, could not believe my eyes, the tenderloin district was full of "cofeddys" hittin' that foil on every corner.

by Clevernoncofeddy April 16, 2023

Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

by pornstitute April 25, 2023

coflatulated

The act of two people farting at the same time, while in a position of snuggling butt to butt.

My wife and I were watching a show naked that I didn't care to watch so I laid opposite of her on our bed with our butts touching and my head dangling from the bed watching upside down. We both farted at the same time and our mutual friend that was watching with us shouted "You two just coflatulated!"

by farting husband May 4, 2023

Coffin

Sexual act where one party lays flat on end of bed and the other partner stands over while receiving oral pleasure from the other party

I just did the coffin with sarah

by Tronamious May 12, 2023

Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night

Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.

by Failurebitch May 28, 2023

Coffeejellyaddict

The coolest account on Instagram
Totally not gay 100%
Mitski cult leader
Won't send feet pics, so don't even ask
Overall a way too lovable b\tch (bitch in a gender neutral way)

Omfg guys look coffeejellyaddict doesn't have only mitski songs on receptify 😨😨😨😨

by pegsyourdad June 3, 2023

Coffe

Something that makes little kids bounce off the walls n shit.

I had seventeen cups of Coffe and now I’m gonna annoy all my classmates and tell them I didn’t take my adhd pill today!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023