retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person
person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
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Clown

Absolute fucking jester

Thinks everything is funny

A complete joke
Someone who is a fool before they are a person
Steven- oh hi long time no se--
Patrick- you fucking clown
by Leftelbow February 4, 2020
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Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off
by shartacus October 7, 2022
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Ass clown

Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown
by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022
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Clown brain

Engineers have clown brains. What makes sense to them makes no sense to anyone else. It’s like a circus with clowns in there.
She has a pinky ring, so she’s a clown brain for sure.
by Clowns are coming May 1, 2018
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Reverse clown

When you cum on a girls face and sprinkle pubes all over after and smear the cum in her nose and put lettuce on her head and red lipstick on her lips
I want to give you a reverse clown
by Hunter Rasmussen February 28, 2023
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Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
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