Don’t get your bun in a chandelier

Originating in high society Tannersville, PA, this is a common occurrence for local aristocrats who make much ado about nothing.

“Guys, you didn’t buy the extra dark locally sourced cage free fair trade organic barrel aged hot cocoa powder that I wanted!”

“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”

by Cherrybomb666 January 16, 2021

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national give a girl a chance day

Give a girl a chance at relationship and happiness

national give a girl a chance day “will you be my girlfriend “

by skakaoaaiakdndnuswiowkaanansjz October 3, 2021

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Bitch I’m giving a chance

A nigga named Andrea who broke up wit me cause her fat ass friends made her

Hi bitch I’m giving a chance

Hi person I broke up with how are you
Good even tho I’m giving you another chance

by Zeyrox September 23, 2023

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Take the risk or lose the chance

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take

''You should take the risk or lose the chance''

by take a chance with me March 21, 2024

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The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

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