Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013

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house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!

she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

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Paul burns

A man who is very easy to describe and define.

Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,

by Jessiejott93 December 20, 2013

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Burn Slut

The naive girl that male burners convince to be a pass around. Once one gets in, they all know they can get in too. The girl is typically just trying to fit in or get free drugs, and the males are generally opportunistic, praising the "merits" of open relationships and free love. The girl has no idea that she is just being used for sex and they don't actually acknowledge her as part of the community.

Burner 1: "I got the burn slut pregnant"
Burner 2: "No relationship, no responsibility"

by Hellhammer13 December 15, 2017

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Burns Girls

Burns girls (n.): A subclass of high school females hailing from Burns, Oregon, known for smelling like a crab boil left in a middle school locker and having more bodies than a Civil War battlefield. Typically found lurking in lifted trucks, DM’ing your man while calling you “bestie,” and offering zero loyalty unless it’s to their vape flavor.

"After hooking up with three guys in one night, stealing a vape, crying on her story, and blaming it all on her ex — yeah, she’s 100% one of those Burns girls."

by Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger October 14, 2025

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