alphagender

Like sigmagender, alphagender is the smaller brother of sigmagender making it the underdog. People who now are alphagender will eventually level up to sigmagender.

Hey bro did see greg he leveled up from betagender and now identifies as alphagender his pronouns are al/pha

by João Tuffinção August 11, 2024

alphabetagammadeltaeysooozetaeetatheetayotakappalavlameyney...

i tricked you this is less than half of coptic alphabet

alphabetagammadeltaeysooozetaeetatheetayotakappalavlameyney... would be realistic

by chargingvindiction4 August 21, 2024

Alphaeus

handsome, pretty, more handsome than Rober Downey Junior

Alphaeus is hot

by Sigma identifier #2 February 28, 2024

alphabetlorefan2003

The famous user in Scratch.

KittyCatKayden: alphabetlorefan2003 is great!

by alf2003 March 4, 2024

alphasexual

A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)

"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"

"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."

by Clay Rains April 8, 2024

Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

Alphabet privelege

When someone gains an advantage due to their name's position in the alphabet such as being graded earlier or called later for something they don't want to do

I hate alphabet privelege, it's so unfair that clarence gets to go before me. fucking C's ,am I right?

by synthqueen555 May 4, 2024