noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.
My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.
by creatiffany February 12, 2010
Get the monologue friend mug.A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.
Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.
by sgegx April 17, 2018
Get the Keyhole Friend mug.To play words with friends with the goal of getting a lower score than your opponent.
Note: Only works if your opponent knows there playing dwarves with friends
Note: Only works if your opponent knows there playing dwarves with friends
by STRuggling April 30, 2011
Get the dwarves with friends mug.also: beerfriend,
abbrv: bf
plural: beer friends, beerfriends
much like a beer buddy but closer reletionship. a beer friend is also somebody that gets your girlfriend jealous when your going out for the night without her. specially boys night out.
abbrv: bf
plural: beer friends, beerfriends
much like a beer buddy but closer reletionship. a beer friend is also somebody that gets your girlfriend jealous when your going out for the night without her. specially boys night out.
her: and you!! where do you think you 're going?! meeting again your beer friend and drink all night??!!
me: well ofcourse yes!! stay there, behave!!
me: well ofcourse yes!! stay there, behave!!
by dex123456 January 4, 2017
Get the beer friend mug.The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.
My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023
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Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.
by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019
Get the Fap Friend mug.A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
by J.H.M April 22, 2021
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