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Czech golden shower

When you shoot a VZ-61 Scorpion and finish a 20-round mag before the first brass hits the ground.
Brandon Herrera: The VZ-61 makes such a cool noise when you do the Czech golden shower.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.
by Lets_Go_Brandon November 17, 2022
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Teabag Shower

(noun)

1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.

(verb)

2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.
She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.

He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.
by TheBounder October 1, 2024
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Mexican Shower

When you lose the Reasor Cup, and shower with the Salmon while wearing sunglasses.
Jose took a Mexican shower in the creek.
by Commish8 October 6, 2019
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caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance
by Kyomado June 28, 2022
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mahogany shower

The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.
I had Tim give me a Mahogany Shower last night. It felt amazing.
by XXX.TSS July 5, 2018
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Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016
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