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Troll-kick

A troll kick, is when you kick someone in the ass while the person receiving it is bent over.
I troll-kicked the shit out of Dean, because he stole my charger.
by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT December 11, 2018
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we do a little trolling

when someone jokingly does somenthing offensive or dangerous... or both
person 1: WHY DID U KILLED 5 KIDS INTO A PIZZERIA
person 2:we do a little trolling
by sagani gadiks son January 26, 2024
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Troll

1) An exceptionally awkward, obnoxious, or grating individual.

2) An exceptionally ugly girl that is overtly trying too hard.
1) "Dude, Austin has been here for 5 minutes and somehow has already smashed a window, puked on my carpet, and medlered my camera. Why is this troll still in my house?"

2) "That party last night was such a troll fest. I didn't know whether to cut my junk off to keep from getting raped or gouge my eyes out so I wouldn't have to watch."
by Spoofy G. October 18, 2011
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Vintage Troll

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!
Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016
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Troll

We all know what a(n internet) troll is. It's someone who intentionally says something offensive or controversial within a forum or comment thread, just to elicit a reaction.

Unfortunately nowadays this term is often abused as an "argument stopper", where somebody calls someone a troll just because his/her viewpoint does not align with theirs, or that they refuse to believe what they said was true. That is not unwarranted per se, especially if the person unironically said something so stupid or misguided (e.g. earth is flat), but even a person with a reasonable point or who is telling the truth could be labelled a troll.
Person 1: Pineapples on pizza is the best thing in the entire world!
Person 2: Please stop trolling, thanks.
Person 1: k

Person 3: OMG I just found a $100 bill on the ground!
Person 4: No you didn't, stop trolling for attention troll.
Person 3: Wha....
by Obv troll is obvious March 17, 2021
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Troll

In flawda troll is police or like higher authority
Jit 1:Oh shit! Ay jit thas troll
Jit 2: oh nah I’m dickin
by DatboiagentP November 21, 2020
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Pay the Troll Toll

“Paying the Troll toll” means to be taking a shit/poop without saying you are to make the conversation awkward.

“Pay the Troll Toll” is when a person needs to take a shit/poop but doesn’t want to make a conversation awkward when speaking with a friend or group of friends.

That coffee really expedited the troll toll payment this morning.
Bro I need to “pay the troll toll” before I can meet up at the bar.

I am unable to answer the phone right now as I am currently paying the troll toll and this troll requires my full attention.
by Bandit185 May 18, 2022
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