Shut The Fuck Up Day

a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.

Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"

by NastyMoth December 19, 2020

National oboa day

This day will be the best day of your life. You can make your gf (or not gf) to oboa your tool.

The National oboa day started at october 2. You have 24 hours to make your dream come true.

by Boahj November 19, 2021

Every day

You have to listen to your younger brother for the hole year and do everything they say to do.

Brother:its a day jump down the stairs now 25 times.

Sister:UMMM.....my life be like oh ahh yeah ohh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Listen to your younger bro every day

BROTHER:JUMP DOWN THE STAIRS.
SISTER: MY LIFE BE LIKE OH AH YEAH OH AHHHHHHHHHHH!

by anonymous November 6, 2020

National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021

venus day

A day that feels longer than a year.

Comes from the fact that some days on Venus are longer than a year.

"I feel like today has been over way too long!"
"Yea today is a Venus Day."

by Ghalto August 28, 2021

National apology day

For the people who messed up ending friendships or relationships, its time to think and owe that special person an apology.

Yo bro im sorry for how things ended between us and I wanna make it up to u. Today was National apology day and its just the time for me to think about u...

by 3 point mane January 29, 2021

world green day

on 9th june of every year, we celebrate the world green day to honor our beloved pal ravu

HAPPY WORLD GREEN DAY BITCH!

by YESMAN6969420 June 9, 2020