You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
by Danielx90 August 04, 2022
by farres May 06, 2022
Give your significant other lots of sloppy and passionate head on the 22nd of December (December 22nd)
by BoldBarram December 20, 2023
Your lips say one thing
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 17, 2023
It is the day where FlakyJam gets to receive and hangout with everyone on March 24, whoever opposes from their wishes will be decapitated
by Anonypog February 01, 2021
A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.
by DrFeelSomething June 25, 2021
july 1st is national jordikins day where we obey and worship jordan! jordan deserves this because she is the most talented person in the world🥺🥺
zoe laverne: NATIONAL JORDIKINS DAY IS TODAY OMG
very ugly ppl: who even is that🙄👆
zoe laverne: leave.
very ugly ppl: who even is that🙄👆
zoe laverne: leave.
by cooter fairy June 30, 2021