National Snurch Day

National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!
“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”
by mercurypies May 26, 2022
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Slapie Day

On April 9 u can slap massage or squish any girls name THAT START WITH A,I,J,M, AND K.
Its slapie day yo slap Jasons ass Its so big
by Master Mark April 07, 2023
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Landon day

A fun guy to be around and is 100% will be a millionaire
by JamesSmith34 January 08, 2023
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National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
by Rinnie! January 21, 2023
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National Ketchup Day

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
by Despacito Eater 333 October 29, 2019
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national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs
by Plaguey September 09, 2022
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