by WooooookieCrisp January 25, 2025

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.
Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.
by DT_S January 1, 2023

when u let ur pet goat give someone a dirty christina in place of urself, but the goat uses ur asshole gremlins as the mustache paint.
damn i messed up and ordered a dirty kryss instead of a dirty chris last night. boy what a regretful typo.
by j.murrda September 21, 2023

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.
by malandjohn March 31, 2020

When you coat your genitals in peanut butter then do butt stuff with a big black dude who has an allergic reaction and decides to finger a lizard while violently orgasming
by STD daddy with a fatty May 18, 2024

An explicit sexual act starts with senior male grooming,as he peaks he busts a nutterino and she keeps slurping on the diddly.
She was so horny she gave him a Dirty Chastity
She was so horny she gave him a Dirty Chastity
by Kristofferson1977 May 31, 2019

The sex act of nailing your S.O> from behind leaping on their back and unleashing nightmarish taco bell diarrhea on them then hanging on as long as you can.
by Skippopolis April 26, 2020
