Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Pink Willie

Like a Wet Willie but to the eye.

Since feces is commonly found on human hands and fingers, when in contact with the eye causes “pink” eye.

As I was resting in my recliner, my daughter gave me a Pink Willie. It felt like my eyelashes were glued together.

by 9 toe stud June 11, 2021

WILLY DAY

the 1year anniversary of willywonkatiktok//3rd may/

hey its willy day!!

by dukes.nonexistent.sneeze May 3, 2021

Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever

Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half

by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015

willy sucker

why the fuck did you type up willy sucker

“oi cunt”
“what bro!”
“nah fuck off you willy sucker”

story by indee xx

by daddy69y September 27, 2020

Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.

"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"

by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021

Willie Licker

One who owns someone and/or licks their willie

How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?

The willie licker just licked all your willies!

by WillieLicker69 June 1, 2017