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wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son
person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!
by wetwoody October 1, 2021
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William (willAy)

William: THE ONE & ONLY WELSH WILL (also our vibin' buddy & he's also a lowkey roadman).
He's going to be something in the future & i'm paying for him to come to MANNY 0161 & I definitely got to go to WALES to see the sheep & gotta BEACH VIBE. We also gotta carpool karaoke with ROS & SARA (ADHD G).
Wish you the best Will, now & for the rest of your life (BOOMER).
P.S.
(PENG TING CERI)
People: Who's this TREE?!
Me: IT'S THE WELSH William (willAy)
by YE BOI 17 May 17, 2020
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naveah williams

a weirdo whos friends with everyone thats it and shes in love with gregory hannah
naveah williams bout to be naveah hannah-greg
by bigdickbee69 March 4, 2022
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The Williams Rule

The Williams rule: if the ball hits the floor and hits the ceiling with enough force in a customs rumble rocket league, it will infinity bounce until someone stops it. (Written by VECTOR)
The settings in order for this to take action:
Ball physics: Light
Ball size: default
Ball bounciness: SUPER HIGH
Boost amount: Unlimited
Rumble: None
Boost Strength: 10X
Gravity: Default
Demolish: Default

Respawn time: Default
A way to phrase this would be: HEY I JUST DID THE WILLIAMS RULE
This rule was invented by Mr. Williams
This definition/urban dictionary post was created by Mr. VECTOR
This Rule was created on June 21st at 7:00 pm
If you have any questions contact: (437) 214-1919
by The Williams Rule June 21, 2021
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William

Unlike William Shakespear, regular William is not very smart or intellectual.
He's probably acoustic and more than likely not very popular (he thinks everyone likes him tho)
He gets on everyones nerves, and i mean everyones, he might have one or two friends, but i doubt they actually enjoy being around him.
He can be funny sometimes, but most of the time he's gonna be the only laughing at his joke (the rest is laughing cause of how stupid it sounds)
William's either got Acne, Bacne, Blackheads, enlarged pores or all 4.
He's probably not the most hygienic person ever, although that might be cause he's a teenage boy, i'll give him that.
In all likelyness he's HIGHLY immature and doesn't want to admit that he gets no bitches.
The only woman in his life is his mother, who assures him he's all she's ever wanted, when in reality she probably wanted a daughter or a dog.
He's loud asf and never shuts his damn mouth unless he's concentrated on some bird outside or something, dirty fucking animal - him not the bird
I guess he can be nice sometimes tho
Girl: oh hell naw, there comes william
Boy: How do you know
Girl: I can hear him from 3 blocks away
by TGIF.com September 4, 2024
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William

Actually the best person you'll ever meet, they're so amazing fr!
Person: god I'm actually the best person ever

Hot chick: you're a William
by Roller skates December 30, 2022
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William Fartspeare Lootbox

A box containing remnants of a human body, meant to be opened on September 26th 2036.
"buddy leave Jared alone that's literally a William Fartspeare Lootbox right there we ain't supposed to open it"
by miko_d September 20, 2025
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