A basement dweller with no future who sits on their greasy disgusting ass that hasn't been showered in fucking months, stuffs their face with Cheetos, and plays Fortnite all god damn day.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bob? He's been skipping school to play video games.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
Person 2: What a fucking virgin. Disgusted.
by HateVirgins123 December 3, 2018
Get the virginmug. "Why is it that no one sees how available I am? Why isn’t it clear that I don’t choose to be an ingrown virgin?" (from the book "Superior Women" by Alice Adams
"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
"I hear she's the worst ingrown virgin in the village" (from the Play "The Enemies of a Bishop" by Christopher Isherwood & WH Auden)
by Davy Andy January 11, 2022
Get the ingrown virginmug. The Infina-virgin is the ultimate no nut lifestyle where you dont even look at your dick never ever break the no beat code and never see porn
by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu December 1, 2022
Get the Infina-virginmug. Person 1: Yo did you know Jack got head?
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.
Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.
Person 2: damn really? Hes such an alpha.
Person 1: yeah alpha virgin.
by YOURALPHADADDY February 5, 2024
Get the alpha virginmug. Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
Get the Virgin Earsmug. Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.
by jp111 July 21, 2018
Get the Gerber Virginmug. There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the legal virginitymug.