Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

skibidi toilet

A cringe dogshit series made by DaFuq!?Boom

Skibidi toilet sucks, Everyone hates skibidi toilet

by Ste-cat January 10, 2024

Skibidi toilet

It's a famous brainrotting serial reminding garry's mod and the serial was created and animated by a youtuber called "
DaFuq!?Boom!" thats a wierd name and kids watching this won't stop doing skibidi toilet acting and singing they are more angrier at pepole i don't recommend letting your kids watch it.

Brainrotted kid: MOM I FOUND SKIBIDI TOILET!
Mom: It's just a toilet.
3 days later
Mom: I wonder where is dad?
Brainrotted kid: Mom look skibidi toilet!
Mom: ... SON WHERE DID YOU GET DAD'S HEAD?!?!?!?

by Axolotlplays February 27, 2024

toilet glizzy

A Glizzy (aka Hotdog) that is in a bathroom. Whether intentional, or by accident. Typically accidental toilet glizzies have had 1 or more bites taken out of them, but disgusting people.

"Bro, I stopped at the gas station to take a shit, and there was a fucking toilet glizzy in the bathroom"

by Big nad February 7, 2024