text rage

When you waited forever for a reply to your text and the only thing that you can do is rage

I texted my crush and got text rage!!!

by Text-Rager September 8, 2013

Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.

Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”

by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024

gymfluencer rage bait

When some gymfluencer says the most insane shit about the gym/fitness that it makes you question wtf is going on
ex) iF yOu ArEnT DoInG 1o0 PuSh Ups, 3o RePs, oR 1000, cRuNcHeS a dAy, We nEeD tO hAvE a TaLk.

also see: retard

Yo, did you see that gymfluencer rage bait vid about how protein powder is the number one cause of lack of gains?
Damn, he's such a rage baiter

by trevornevor December 9, 2024

Rage Romp

The act of listening to your obnoxious music at the loudest volume your shit-box will tolerate while pretending you didn't just have the shittiest of days.

He spent his ride from work rage romping to the bar and drink his life choices away.

by mwhite16 January 20, 2021

Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.

John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."

by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010

art rage

Someone who rages because he can't draw a subject.

"I had art rage just now and i wanted to define it"

by dosers October 16, 2022

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 17, 2024