A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.
by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023
When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022
A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023
Would you like your personal biscuit buttered?
by amandanicole07 May 30, 2022
Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
by COOKIE918 July 30, 2017
by GamingStalker October 01, 2021
A very common word for someone who drops their biscuit repeatedly, you may have heard this while walking through the grocery store in the biscuit isle.
You: Man I am a dribbling biscuit when I drop my biscuit.
other person: Wow I want you soo badly right now
other person: Wow I want you soo badly right now
by Patrick James Kelly April 04, 2011