Walking Sitcom

The act or personality of a person who repeatedly uses wordplay in most social interactions.

So he and I were making dad jokes constantly near her and she didn't care for consistent use of puns. We were a walking sitcom.

by MrMotivation July 12, 2022

Walking mad

Walking with a visible purpose whether good or bad

That nigga walking mad

by LegendBallz September 30, 2022

walking cruise ship

A really fat person who needs assistant to walk or do anything.

My friends grandma is a walking cruise ship

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Walking the slippery slug

The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.

Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.

by Missouri Weirdo October 18, 2025

Walking the toddler

Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".

Origin; 2020 Minnesota, Anna, Aislinn,& D

"Wow ,Susan (39) has a new bf, Tim(23), she's walking the toddler!!"

by Shawtys a 10 October 2, 2020

Walk The Eons

Canadian Neek

Your so walk the eons talking about politics

by Ectisce May 16, 2025

walking anus

your anus burns so bad, it feels like it wants to sprout legs and walk away.

after eating that chili you'll get a walking anus.

by MangleBaDangle March 30, 2015