Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?

Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

Russian Hush

The act of shitting in the open mouth of a prone person.

She wanted a Russian Hush the other night.

by GrimReaver December 5, 2025

Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.

"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."

by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025

Russian Tumbleweed

Plastic beer keg that detonates due to gas pressure; commonly found in Eastern Europe.

"have you seen my dog?"
"russian tumbleweed got him"

by InfraredRose December 18, 2025

North Russian Snowmelt

When you stick a mixture of snow and ice in a girls pussy and ass and fuck her until it melts then collect the water and use it to suck his dick

It was cold as fuck outside so i gave a her a north russian snowmelt

by Bigman19 December 24, 2025

russian hog tie

when you’re naked, tied to a tree in the woods, and your arms and legs are tied apart and your balls are also tied.

then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.

my wife Mary made sure to give me the russian hog tie last night! the bear got a little too hungry and now i only have one ball.

by HotDragon57 December 26, 2025

Russian Hogtie

When a man is tied to a tree, has his balls tied, and honey poured on them. This is so a bear can lick the honey off of his balls.

Man, I’ve really been in the mood for a Russian Hogtie, but I can’t find any reservations with bears.

by HotDragon57 December 27, 2025