Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

White Russian

The act of pouring a Russian vodka (i.e. Smirnoff) on your penis and then sticking it up a girls ass during sex.

Kelly came over to drink and Brandon ended up performing a White Russian.

by thesaltysailor December 5, 2016

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

russian lollipop

When your having sex and the guy doesn't clean up his come and it hardens

Man that guy really gave me a Russian lollipop

by Pussy in my mouth February 8, 2017

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by anonymous September 13, 2022

to russian it up

Slang used in programming circles, especially in South Asia. Used to refer to fixing an issue or solving a problem in the jankiest, simplest way possible, where the resulting code looks ugly, but the issue is fixed and the problem is solved.

"Man, this is due in an hour and even StackOverflow doesn't have a solution"
"I guess we're gonna have to Russian it up"

by IronAlcoholic July 11, 2023