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Monster Cock

Toji zenin has a monster cock”
by Yuu Kun April 4, 2021
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Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.
Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.
by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025
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Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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monster & sensations

The true depiction of god. The snack of the demons. Walkers sensations thai sweet chilli with a monster ultra white or red. Inspired by past flings this is a joyous combination of both spice and recollection.
“Oyy dickhead, wtf u want”
Monster & sensations i think.”
“Good choice manslag”
by Lonely celyn May 10, 2018
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fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking
Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster
by G dogo June 17, 2024
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marmite monster

look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv
by francois jacobs July 14, 2022
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Throwdness Monster

A monster that lurks in the shadows, as you drink alcoholic beverages. It causes there victims to drink excessively, in large quantities with no resistance. When there victims are intoxicated, the monster takes control of there soul and causes the victim to act in a uncontrollable manner.
Dude, last night you was attacked by the Throwdness Monster..im gonna need you to replace my TV.
by Bananasonfire May 8, 2025
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