orange haired clown

Refers to an orange beast which crawls under the sewers looking for little italian children to feast on.

There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one

The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.

This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.

Beware beware theres a creature in town
Beware beware of the orange haired clown

by Garida May 2, 2018

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Greek God Of Hair

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.

"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"

by The emotional helper October 24, 2019

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My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.

Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.

by jbarryd March 6, 2020

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