cock country

It's like cock rock but the music is country. Like cock rock, it's about the adventures of the singer's cock (sex life).

Billy Bob puts on some cock country on his stereo before he lays with his chick-of-the-week.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

Cock Weight

The weight of ones penis.

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

cock starving

women who have suffered from a prolonged period of cock hunger are said to be cock starving. symptoms include itchy vagina, redness, swelling and a burning hunger for a mean dick.

"bro, that bitch was cock starving. she was fiending for the dick!"

by $h4n3! December 31, 2009

Cock Bag

A statement describing the uselessness of a certain individual

"Brett sucks at Madden so bad he's just a big cock bag!" Tim complained at work.

by Chan Man June 11, 2003

Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

by Alex December 5, 2003

Pretty Cock

a memorable, clean and overall good looking dick from the TV show The League

Oh yeah i remember kevin, i always thought he had a pretty cock.

by TheBigBurger December 1, 2010

Cock Warrior

A male who enjoys incredibly violent intercourse.

My dog is such a cock warrior, he made my sister's ring piece bleed

by Lawless Terry May 28, 2006