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The real Funtime bonnie

*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie
by Freddy Fastbear May 23, 2022
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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
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Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.
Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
mugGet the Real estatemug.

Spooky liru fucker (real)

the one and only real spooky liru fucker that fucks lirus during the spooky month (october) also i fuck lirus on every other month too exept im not spooky
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): holy sdhit its the spooky liru fuclker how could this happen
chad spooky liru fucker (real): haha youre mom
beta alisa fan (real) (gab): *dies instantly*
by the real liru fucker October 6, 2021
mugGet the Spooky liru fucker (real)mug.

real nigga

by weirdguy_xd May 27, 2024
mugGet the real niggamug.

Girl real

‘Girl real’ means something is real or in a more literal case, relatable, but like in a girl sense (only the girls that are girl real will truly understand).
“She is SO girl real omg.” “that is so girl real actually.”
by dylanism July 21, 2022
mugGet the Girl realmug.

real key

That’s real key
by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020
mugGet the real keymug.

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