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Jacob Sartorius

a singer/songwriter with over 9 million instagram followers. gets a lot of hate but doesn’t deserve it.
Ayo have u hear Jacob Sartorius new song it’s a total bop
by Mya MacEachern November 7, 2020
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jacob is a guy that is fun to hang out with loves the out doors and hangs out with girls more then boys but dosent hit on them because he afraid of geting frend zoned
jacob:hey can i sit here
person:sure
by tumbob October 5, 2020
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Jacob Lewis

WOAH! That Jacob Lewis kids a menace behind the wheel
by WysRealtor November 2, 2022
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Jacob Lail

Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.
Jacob Lail is here. Everyone run!!!
by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
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Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )
The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick
by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017
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jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying
by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017
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