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Jacob westfall

A gay negro who finishes insider her sister puss and she's mad about it.
Jacob westfall Banged hrr grandma and didn't finish.
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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Jacob

Around friends and family, he is very crazy and definitely fun, he also has a great sense for a good person. Jacob is very funny, loves to laugh, and has the most amazing sense of humour imaginable. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob, he will love you with all his heart, so don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you. He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall, usually with dirty blonde hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There are almost no words to describe how perfect he is. His smile could brighten anyone’s day. He also loves to do dangerous activities for fun. As well as all this he is fighting God of all gods whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non-human in nature. Jacob’s true identity and age are unknown though he takes on the form of a tall teenage male with blonde hair. He wins at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control all elements with his mind. His powers are infinite, and still being found. He is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 95% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of regenerating after attaining wounds. He also has a male reproductive organ of immeasurably astounding size.
Girl - look there’s Jacob!
Girl 2 - I know he’s so amazing!!
Girl 2 - I wish he was mine!
Guy - I wish I was him...
by Infinitos December 29, 2019
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Jacob

Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable
Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!

person 2: He must be a Jacob
by SexySwag January 11, 2022
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Jacob Joyce

Girl- “Oh my god you dick is so big!”
Jacob Joyce- “Yeah I know.”
by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020
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jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one
by Renteriaaa August 11, 2017
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Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023
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