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Taco Sock

When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.
Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...
by Tikki Taco Hosiery September 14, 2016
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socks

socks are good
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Sock picker

Someone who picks the lint off people's socks
Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.
by Sparklysnail November 12, 2016
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Socks

Socks Is a common name for a dog. A dog called Socks is usually called Socks due to the dog's lower legs being a different colour to the rest of the dog's body.
My dog is called Socks because it's body is black and it's lower legs are white. This makes it look like my dog is wearing white socks resulting in it's name.
by Blizzuminati December 4, 2016
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Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
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change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing
by Ol groper December 10, 2016
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cock sock

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."
by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016
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