Sausage Wiff

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.

We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.

by Haze Down July 15, 2022

Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.

"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"

by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016

Grilled sausage

The act of fellating another man’s penis so vigorously that the friction heats it up enough for it to be considered grilled

Man, Sarah went so hard on Tom that he’s got a classic case of Grilled Sausage!

by Tommy R 1879 February 14, 2024

sausage boil

An all male jacuzzi session.

Hey boys, you want to come on over and have a good old fashioned Sausage Boil?

by Totally. June 9, 2016

Sausage Boost

When you’re fifth round final stroke in her guts and she screaming for daddy’s big shoe so you give her the sausage boost to make her loose. One of the only things that rhyme with orange juice

Man Kelsey was begging for that fat sausage boost so you know I had to fill her with the orange juice

by Cooonr May 31, 2018

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019

sausage cuffed

When he's trash, but you can't leave him bc he has good D.

A: I can't believe you and Josh are still together

B: I guess i'm just Sausage cuffed.

by _poortxby_ March 1, 2021