Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Pizza

Meaning audacious behaviour and acts. Its origin is believed to have been derived from the combination of various synonyms for audacity including 'crust' and 'sauce', prompting the generation of the new term 'pizza'

"Did you see what Jess did the other day? The sheer pizza"

by Elavador January 3, 2024

Roommate Pizza

A pizza split directly in half, box and all, between two roommates

The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.

by RoomiePizza January 19, 2024

Pizza panda

A panda that tosses and turns pizzas. He is the ultimate pizza panda. The pizza panda is more emotionally expressive than the pizza bandit. The pizza panda grew up with a deceased father.

"Chad is the ultimate pizza panda. I heard that the pizza bandit grew up with a dead dad.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

The pizza

Me: picks up slice of pizza
The pizza: toppings falls off
Me: ...😢

The pizza became ...naked

by Imightbe....gay August 20, 2022

Pineapple on pizza

pineapple on pizza is supposed to be illegal, not trying to spread hate but seriously, show this to your pineapple loving friend to prove them wrong! -sincerely google!

Claire: i love pineapple on pizza!!
the majority: sorry, what?
Claire: what do you mean what?

the majority: your literally insane-

by wats up? November 25, 2021

Pizza

What everyone says is their favorite food.

Pizza is My Favorite Food. That's mine too! Me Three!

by PIZZA!!! October 7, 2019