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Basketballistic Greatness

Basketballistic Greatness

Basketballistic Greatness is the state of mind of a highly dedicated basketball player. Reaching Basketballistic Greatness is the biggest achievement for all basketball players. It is to perfect every movement and every shot. It is to become one with the ball and the court—to become the living manifestation of basketball. The phenomenon can be described as an inner peace surging through the body as you enter a state of flow where only you and the basketball can coexist. The slightest disturbance can repel you from the state, but if you focus, you will sink, descending deeper and deeper into the abyss that basketball has engulfed you in. Basketballistic Greatness can be compared to the goal of reaching enlightenment by the Japanese Samurai. In the movie Coach Carter, the teenagers' goal is to reach Basketballistic Greatness.
"Was guzzle ma nuzzle! Have you seen Lebron lately? He has totally reached Basketballistic Greatness!"
by sigmur February 10, 2025
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Great Mighty Poo

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!
“He is the Great Mighty Poo and he’s going to throw his $hit at you”
by TheRizzler483 February 15, 2025
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the great dih cheese incident

when an annonmus person put his veiny dih chese inside of all the milk cartons and made people drink it.
do you remeber the great dih cheese incident, yeah i herd zane did it.
by zane sherwood March 17, 2025
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Great Replacement

The process by which a democratic nation's head military officials are deliberately replaced by loyalists.
Ever since our Leader did his Great Replacement, I've been dreading the day we have to go to war!
by Katorea March 19, 2025
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Great! Cant wait for training!

Great! Cant wait for training!

something Potential Man once said.
yo bro its crazy because i was like Great! Cant wait for training!
by jaxenlmao March 22, 2025
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The Great Head Theory

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.
by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024
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With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility

It means if one has a level 10 gyatt, one must be responsible for all the work, consequences, and rizz.
Oh my god look at that level 10 gyatt! With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility!
by Gamatoto June 5, 2024
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