ass cock

A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass.

"He had a total ass cock."

by Milkyjg November 6, 2007

Perfect ass

Something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
We men scope and grope day after day, but still haven't found the legendary "perfect ass"

Guy: "Aha! I found perfect ass!"
Girl: *takes off jeans*
Guy: "Goddamnit, it's moley. Move along."

by BradlyBradbrad December 30, 2011

ass goblin

First of all, have you ever seen your asshole?
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.

HOLY SHIT, that guys ass goblin just bit me!

by Vbaby2421 April 20, 2006

Ass monger

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet

Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole

by G-maximus October 3, 2003

Stank ass

Verb: to fill an area with nastyness through means of a rancid fart

I had to get outta there, I stank assed the bathroom so bad the paint was starting to peel.

by pfleeger2010 April 13, 2011

Ass rape

To force sex with someone or somethings ass.

Bryant G. ass raped his dog.

by comeback kid July 12, 2005

Yahoo that ass

When your checking out a girls ass and rating it,pretty much wanting to fuck her like your searching information on Yahoo.com

example.Damn look at that girl she is looking soo good, I want to Yahoo that ass.

by Master Blownski May 7, 2009