by redsoxtimmy September 9, 2011
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by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009
Get the Text-n-twitch mug.Kim: How was the club last night?
Jessica: It was good, but then some doucher was mac n cheesin on me. I gave him your number.
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by avidlol February 10, 2010
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Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
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by Brah Slayer November 13, 2011
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by Cryo March 29, 2004
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by cocksocket September 21, 2015
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