upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack

damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today

by adimula October 9, 2018

cum guzzleing cunt muffin

a term used your ex girlfriends

that bitch was a cum guzzleing cunt muffin

by muffinlover420 August 6, 2019

Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

by B-rownie March 15, 2009

Muffin Man

see "muffinman"

see "muffinman"

by michael April 21, 2003

russian muffin from hell

An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.

"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"

"joe my gosh"

by max May 17, 2005

Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.

Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.

by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 16, 2010

Stud Muffin

A man who is a sex god; a human being that paralyses a woman in one thrust. The best of the best.

Girl: Damn what a stud muffin he is.

Girl: I had the best nookie with tim the stud muffin.

Guy: Get in the sack with that bloke, i hear hes a stud muffin.

by KaliBrah January 26, 2015