by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 04, 2017
A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
by Painitblack May 19, 2025
An internet attention seeker is somebody who will say something controversial just to get attention. They may attack the LGBTQ+ community or say something controversial such as "Pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever, anybody who disagrees sucks" and the tactics they use usually work. They are usually called a troll when somebody finds out the tactics, but the difference between a troll and an internet attention seeker is that the troll is not seeking any type of huge attention, and they will usually keep the trolls on the low.
by Czecho_Slovakia August 03, 2022
by kewlkez December 12, 2016
A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.
This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more
This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more
gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches
by vJ_434 August 19, 2019
by Alec R. March 25, 2016
A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.
Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?
There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
by stonce tiem August 18, 2023