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Internet

The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.
The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!
by TheThingDudemagabib September 9, 2024
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Internet all'Italiana

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020
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Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.
James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.
by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021
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internet archeology

Internet archeology is when somebody finds an internet fossil.
"I caught up a bit on some internet archeology"
by i inform people July 14, 2025
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The Internet

The Internet is a place you can easily find on your computer where you can watch videos, make memes, play video games, and much more. The Internet is also referred to The World Wide Web or just The Web.
This morning I went onto my computer to look at the daily news on The Internet.

The Internet is a series of tubes.
by Woomy Queen August 26, 2019
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Internet

Raised kids when parents didn't raise them right. A traumatic experience, yet the most comforting place to be at all times.
Claire :"As much as I love the Internet, it's also really scary..."
Axle :"You have only reached the surface of the Internet, you know nothing yet."
by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022
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Internet Explorer

The slowest brow........
Internet Explorer
Person 1: I jus Loading.......
by Griffo mo October 31, 2020
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