Housecall

When a woman or escort comes over to your place or they come to your place to perform services… You Know….

Yo what’s up, I haven’t heard from you in a while I need a housecall.

Are you doing housecalls?

by Maine623 January 25, 2023

house queer

Queer folk who suck up or sell themselves out to conservatives for benefit or to look good in the eye of right wing politics. "Gay not Queer"/"LBG without the T" types.

All he ever goes on about is how he's "not queer" and wants "nothing to do with trans people" despite being gay himself. Dude is a massive house queer who disregards the entire history of LGBT culture

by Anon_Y._Mous March 6, 2023

house basher

An electrician who only wires up house's.

This house basher could never make more than $35 an hour

by Japorah July 1, 2023

house of gold

the on-crack danny x drew fanfic on wattpad

p1: have you heard of House of Gold?

p2: oh yeah, that danny x drew fanfiction where drew gets pregnant

p1: wait what

by 1ndyteen July 27, 2023

J-House

A "downs" kid who attempts to beat box but simply memorizes songs off of the radio and repeats them to a group of kids at a lunch table.

lunch tabel:"hey j house give us some beats!"

j-house:"i aint gott nufin today"

lunch table:"come on j house we wont be here tomorrow"

j-house:"ight guyz this is dj big read with that new track from T-pain" then the j house sings the song making a ass out of himself

by IceMang January 4, 2008

Phil House

A Chinese dictator from the early Han Dynasty. Famed for his introduction of slaughter houses, where leaders from rebel gangs were tortured and then hanged. The english word 'house' has derived from this name.

That Phil House is a rotter!

by Katie Eldred May 19, 2008

Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.

So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.

by The Reverend Eben Hill March 5, 2011