Facebook 

The Boring Persons Myspace

"i'm too cool and mature for Myspace, so i use Facebook its like myspace but without the scene kids" - Lame

Facebook by Chazzy_D August 24, 2007

e-Facebook-erated

e-Facebook-erated means to be de-platformed by Facebook

tRumpty doesn't like it, but he got e-Facebook-erated today!

e-Facebook-erated by USAF Cadet May 6, 2021

Facebook Theology 

The act of debating religion via Facebook, typically using status updates or wall posts.

Guy 1- There has yet to be any evidence to suggest the existence of a God.

Guy 2- Did you see that guy's Facebook theology status?

Facebook Theology by Atheist Cow January 28, 2011

Facebook aquaintance 

A Facebook friend that you do not know, and only added them because of mutual friends. Usually done to beef up one's profile.

DAVID: "Sean Westford" hhmm, 146 friends in common, I'll add him with a friend request. SEAN: *IGNORE* David:*Sends Message* "Dude did you ignore my friend request" Sean: I don't want a Facebook Friend, not a Facebook aquaintance

Facebook aquaintance by Add me bitch May 4, 2010

Facebook Tourette's 

An increasingly common condition already afflicting hundreds of thousands worldwide, Facebook Tourette’s renders its victims incapable of discerning the appropriateness of public posts on Facebook. Victims feel compelled to post every detail of the minutia of their lives on the social networking site for everyone to read. In addition, they feel as though they are required to respond to the posts of others, no matter how mundane their responses may be.
If left untreated, Facebook Tourette’s can eventually morph into a full-blown version, whereby its victims feel obliged to share private details about their lives, leading to a host of potentially mortifying revelations shared freely with the entire world.

Dude, you'll never believe what your mom posted on your wall. I know she can't help it, though. That's her Facebook Tourette's talkin'

Facebook Tourette's by powersiblings June 14, 2010

Facebook chamelion 

(n.)
Someone who frequently changes his or her profile picture on Facebook

John is such a facebook chamelion, it always throws me off when he writes on my wall 'cause it changes all the fucking time!

Facebook chamelion by Than July 20, 2008

facebook fag 

A person that spends far too much time logged into the website named facebook.

Good god Xavier is still online, he is a facebook fag!

facebook fag by Chris Ramage February 28, 2008