Ethan

A man who looks like Napoleon Dynamite, Freak in the sheets, farts on command, and occasionally crashes out on football.

Ethan come fix this back

Ethan come wash the dishes

Ethan can you get me a towel

by danaynay26 November 19, 2025

Ethan

The ekitten snatcher / Walking W

You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!

by Very Trustworthy Person August 23, 2023

Ethan

ETHAN STOP FLIRTING!

Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*

by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018

Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.

I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.

by Luxinator November 22, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is so cool, and i'm not even capping. Like he is the most best person you'll ever meet. Instead of his gay friends like one of his friends having 50 men in their basement, he is actually better than them.

Ethan is so cool, I wish I could be like him.

by johndoemyass August 27, 2022

Ethan

something gay

ikiab gurt looks Ethan in ts shirt

by Beaaaar55 April 24, 2025

Ethan

The best person I have ever met in my entire life. Will love you to the end of the earth and will do anything to make sure you’re okay. Thinks he is hilarious and honestly he’s not wrong, sometimes doesn’t think before he speaks but it’s okay he’s cute

Who’s that loud person over there?

Oh that’s Ethan

Makes sense!

by Doglol2232 October 9, 2021